'She has small ones and I fucking love them' - Mark Twain
This is my first article for Girl Next Door Magazine, and I am very happy to have the opportunity to contribute! I work behind the scenes for a pretty well known company in the adult industry. I've decided to remain anonymous as to reinforce that this is an opinion peice and in no way is meant to offend anyone specifically if and when I rant. I'd rather offend everyone equally and have you think I'm someone close to you; seems like more fun. :)
I spent a good bit of time trying to decide what to write about. Being my first article I knew I had to set a first impression for everyone. Working in the adult world, there is so much to talk about. There are a lot of stereotypes, some true, some not. There is a lot of good days, bad days, a lot of smooth sailing and a lot of drama, a LOT of drama. It's always different from day to day and by different I mean there is always new hot girls hitting the scene that need to show their sweet nips. Here is a fun fact...
Approximately 7,000 girls turn 18 EVERY DAY in the United States alone. That's roughly 5 girls every minute or 1 girl every 12 seconds. It's like an endless game of Guess Who where every time you turn around, there is a unique girl with a unique look hitting the Internet ready to flash the camera.
I bring up boobs because A: They are awesome and B: I want to talk about small ones specifically.
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For me, tits are like test scores, I prefer getting A's (Not that there is anything wrong with B pluses). Sadly, though we live in a world where up-sizing is the trendy thing to do. Take Soda for example. First there was the large, then the Biggie, next thing we know, the SUPER-SIZE. It's hilarious to see someone get a triple cheeseburger and a SUPER-SIZE diet coke; blows my mind. Maybe I am the weird one, who knows. Either way, the point is, here in America, bigger is better. Manni Flesh said it best... 'house real big, cars real big, belly real big, everything real big, rims real big, pockets eal big, range real big, let me tell you how I live.' I can even grow my wang an extra 3 inches in 3 weeks if i want to. I get letters in my email every day telling me so. The list goes on and on which brings us right back to boobs. A lot of girls want big boobs, not all girls but a lot of girls and often times I find it unfortunate because I like them just the way they are. 'I;ll take you, JUST the waaay you are.' - Billy Joel
I don't want to get into a 'real' versus 'fake' debate and I don't want to focus on why big boobs are cool for a lot of guys. That is a very perverted discussion for another day. Instead I want to simply celebrate the small ones and let the ladies know that there are just as many guys out there who like them as guys who like theirs extra large with extra mustard on top, hold the mayo.
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Here are a few reasons why I like itty bitty boobies that are so perky they can cut through glass. A lot of guys out there will agree.. small tatas don't sag or create stretch makrs (most of the time). They are firm and tight all year round, every year, constant as the weather in Los Angeles; it's almost like they are smiling because they are so happy. I've also noticed (whether this is entirely true or not) that small ones seem to be more sensitive. A's show off the abdomen better making the whole stomach of a woman much sexier, longer, and more attractive as long as she is staying in shape, working that body out, and laying off the sloppy fast food that is totally okay for guys to eat.
Don't get me started on skinny fat people. All of these points matter to me but my biggest reason for liking small boobs is because the truth of the matter is I'm actually an ass lover. That might not make sense initially, but what I've found in my adventures is that girls with bigger boobs are often times so focused on them that they don't care as much about their backside. It's always, 'touch my boobs, look at my boobs, watch me bounce my boobs, lick my boobs, I can lick my boob, she can lick my boobs, boobs with a hat, boobs with a bat and a cat, my boobs, my boobs, my boobs, check it out.' It's like they think they are David Copperfield performing illusions with the things; they are so overly proud. That's Copperfield, not Cop-a-feel for all your comedians out there.
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