Shawty crunk on the floor wide open
Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean
Roll like an eighteen wheeler
That hoe fine but this hoe killer
She leakin', she's soakin wet
She leakin', soakin' wet
Shake it like a salt shaker (Shake it like a salt shaker)
Shake it like a salt shaker (Shake it like a salt shaker)
- Ying Yang Twins
What is it about rap music that makes girls so wet and horny they want to strip out of their dresses and have immediate sex on the dance floor with every guy in humping distance, even if they are 50 year old toothless midgets? Midgets are cool by the way, little people are the bomb. Much love Matty Rolly.
Seriously, rap music sets them hoes on fire, gets them shaking their biggie size titties and asses, poppin' and lockin' so hard they can't stop. I have no idea why.
I was at a big city club last weekend, sitting back at a table chillin' like a super villain and boy was the eye candy nice. It was fascinating, like night and day watching the ladies dance to a rap song versus a hip hop, rock, or R&B track. All the jams were hot on the hizzy because the DJ was rocking the huse, but when the rap music dropped the deep soul beats and that bass kicked in, the females were ready to drop their skirts as if the vibrations were vibrating their wet little undies to the point of ecstacy. If public sex was legal, it would have been on, right then and there for so many of those drunk little hood rats. Turns out it was.
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What I found out next really surprised me. I'm not a big clubber. If I had to classify myself I'd say I was a raver but I've never even been to a real deal rave or even tried E (and just for the recored, I never would kids.. Just say No). I don't know the club lingo, don't know the hot spots, don't even know the manly drinks verus the girly ones. I'm the exact opposite of James Bond when it comes to being smooth and picking up the ladies. I've never even had a shaker martini. I'm just a down to earth regular guy in the porn industry who likes to laugh and have a good honest fun time out. Funny enough, even though I am not sauve at pcking up the girls, for whatever reason, they like the real dealness I bring. It's funny to watch my friends get shot down, denied, bcause they try to hard with their new haircuts. Don't they know that part of the game for the girls is to turn down their game? Come on guys, use your heards, and by heads I am talking about the one on top of your shoulders. Go game-less and see if it doesn't drive the ladies up a wall, because it will and then while they are up there you can look up their skirts.
Back to what surprisex me. Did you ever see the movie Dirty Dancing? I didn't. Patrick Swayze was the man in the 80's though. I wonder what ever happened to that guy. Is he one of the judges on American Idol? I am so out of touch. So dirty dancing isn't just a movie, it's something very real even now in the 00's. It's something going on out there at clubs all across the world, the girls know what they are doing, the guys do too, and they are loving every minute of it. 'Dirty Dancing' is also called 'Dry Humping'. It's basically two people on the dance
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floor bumping nasties to the point where they squirt in their pants. It's sex with clothes on to put it bluntly. STD free public hot, lovely sex and thanks to todays rap music, specifically DIRTY SOUTH crunked out, pimps up hoes down rap music, it only costs a cover charge to participate.
Here is a fun fact: Two in four black teen girls have an STD. Okay, it's not so fun, but Google it if you don't beleive me. Coincidence? I think not. If this isn't proof that rap music makes girls want to have sex, I don't know what is. Now you might be saying, 'wait a minute, stop right there... white girls listen to rap music too.' Yes, this is very true, and that is why one in four white and hispanic girls have an STD. You didn't think about hispanic girls did you? Racist. Okay wait, this sisn't a black versus white argument and rap music isn't causing STD's. Let's get that straight. Rap is like safe sex. girls are getting off on the dance floor and in return not going home with guys to do it in the butt.
I think rap music is like Love Potion Number 9, maybe it's Axe Body Spray for the ears. Something is going on, maybe subliminal messages, maybe a frequency that hits the g-spot just right, a concoction that the rap producers have stumbled across and made bagillions from. Only they know. Yea, I could be wrong, but do a youtube search for any word close to 'booty dancing' and 99 out of 100 songs are rap, and a lot are dirty south which by far have the greatest effect on the shaking and back snapping.
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Indian belly dancers will try to take credit for this style dance, but they got nothing on the dirty, dirty. NOTHING! National Geographic should do a documentary on this effect. I guarantee this did not come from India, not that I have anything wrong with Indians. My best friend Nahanjala is Indian.
I am no Bill O'Reilly. Ole Bill is always trying to 'hold people accoutable'. He's big into holding the Rap Industry accoutable for the words they sing in their songs. He often times quotes lyrics to songs, it's down right hilarious and he knows it. What I think he's missing though is while the messages in rap music are often times ugly, it's the beats, that hard kicking bass that's getting these girls nasty on the dance floor. Take away all the lyrics, I guarantee the humping will continue and it should. I meant Pooty Tang didn't even need a beat to dance and he had a hit. A hit with silence; only in rap! Is it just me or do you thnk deep down, old O'Reilly actually loves rap? I bet he is a freak behind closed doors. Girls tied up with chains and rope, Bill walking around in a leather bikini with a wig. Crack that whip!
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